carbonated mineral water

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.

Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.

by Emmie Z January 28, 2021

water

To get some water its to get laid or to get some fucked

I am so horny I need some water

by dudedaddmac1992 June 5, 2023

Albino Water Fountain

When you blow your load into your partners mouth, and they they spit it back into yours, like a water fountain.

Ashley tried to albino water fountain me last night. She got caught with a mean right hook

by embasin May 10, 2023

American Water

beverages like coca-cola

Those kids focus really well on American water.

by parquet52 October 25, 2020

Spring water

When an ice cube that has been inserted into an anus begins to melt and the water exits the body

That chick is so hot, I’d drink that spring water

by Ghostface mullah January 11, 2022

water cooling

When you're drinking in the shower and switch the water to cold to stop yourself throwing up.

how did you get through 7 beers in one shower?
water cooling bro

by xX_ThotSlayer69_Xx January 3, 2025

Water

Water is an element from the earth in which it has sugar in it because the sugar is scared from the tounge creature drinking the water so the molecules hide and it gets very very small and hides and if you drink the waterrrr u can get stomach aches so if you ever wondered why you get stomach aches after drinking water this is why because it gives you a stomach ache and makes you act retarted.

Yo this drip of water just got me high asf

by Your local scientist March 8, 2019