sex monkey

duane. he really looks like a monkey! he's addicted to sex. he smokes weed too.

alex: hey tierra, i saw a kid today and he was smokin weed and humping a chair!

tierra: wow! he's probably a sex monkey!

by heyvanityhaha July 29, 2009

Monkey Tennis

To be all things rock and roll life style related. ie sex, drugs, rock, roll, prostitutes, porn, booze, guitars, loud noise, dirty women, fighting, arrests, tattoos, yowza, etc

The Monkey Tennis Experience, Leeds based rock band are fucking YOWZA!!

by Barnarby Quim March 3, 2004

brass monkey

A metaphorical thermometer. See witch's tit.

"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass money!"

by octopod May 29, 2004

Sock Monkey

A move done by a male. The Male places a woolly sock over his erect penis and jerks himself off into it. Once he has ejaculated, the male will stuff the sock into his partners mouth and say "Hows that for a Sock Monkey"

Tonight i'm going to give you a sock monkey.

by evil robaroo June 26, 2008

dancing monkey

A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.

Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.

S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.

C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!

S.K - *Ching Cling*

by kooni December 22, 2007

horny monkey

that would be every single guy *cough* mark strickland *cough*

mark, you're a horny monkey

by amber February 26, 2004

northern monkey

A bloke from Grimsby who sniffs fish all day.

Nickos the fish sniffer.

by Dezza July 18, 2003