she is a wonderful woman, and loves gabe and gabe loves her back, she reads him bed time stories and cuddles with him gabe is her best boy.
by Yeeyee man January 29, 2021
Get the Gabe The Catt's Mom Carolinemug. Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.
Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”
by Poison2793 May 19, 2022
Get the Faster Than Your Mommug. A place where a a whole group of trashy moms join that assume the other moms are doctors. They sell things for cheap and complain and take their kids to the ER and Urgent Care A LOT
This stupid mom on the Bergen County Moms Group is taking their kid to the ER with a 99 degree fever like is she STUPID
by Child that has seen it all January 3, 2019
Get the Bergen County Moms Groupmug. Usef to instantly end any beef.
Destroys both you and your opponent.
If you're willing to put your own career on the line, use this only as a last resort
Destroys both you and your opponent.
If you're willing to put your own career on the line, use this only as a last resort
by SlumDeezy March 11, 2018
Get the Our Moms Gay (Lol)mug. A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.
Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"
Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*
Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*
by TheLord007 July 13, 2021
Get the To buy my mom a minivanmug. Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.
Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"
Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."
Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."
Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."
Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."
Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."
Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."
by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005
Get the That's what Rob's Mom said.mug. by NoOOBOODYYDY January 14, 2017
Get the missed calls from mommug.