Holy nuts

Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

by Danni daVito April 20, 2020

Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.

We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.

by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

No nut November

In the month of November no man or boy is allowed too bust a nut. This means:
No nutting
No sex or masturbating
Porn is allowed But you can’t nut
Wet dreams is allowed But if you nut you lose

If you forget and nut in the five first days of November its Okay as long as you dont nut the rest of the month and add ten extra days of no nutting

Guy: fuck its no nut november
Guy 2: A shit I forgot
Guy: looks like you must do ten extra
Guy 2: kills himself

by My_cock-is_bigger’than-yours November 3, 2020

Numb Nuts

Frozen Testicles

Ugh, I HATE it when I have numb nuts!

by jiffyjoff June 24, 2017

nut mogul

When a person rubs there testicles over another persons six pack abs, like riding over moguls on skis.

That guy totally wants to nut mogul your abs.

by sieraccm January 3, 2012

Deez Nuts

2 testies that everyone has. Girls have 2 titles but thier the same thing as nuts.

Why does everyone say suck in Deez nuts

by Kaisjsjjeke June 10, 2016