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national armpit day

Flex your juicy armpit muscles

Why
It's national armpit day
by Bigmoosclez October 14, 2021
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National Titty Pics Day

January 26th is national titty pics day. Where you send a titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic
person 1: Ay yo today’s national titty pics day

person 2: dw i gotchu fam *sends a titty pic*

person 1: thank you so much *sends a titty pic*
by E. Rec Sean January 26, 2025
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National sonic day

The 31st of August is national sonic day so go get some sonic!
Hey wanna go get some sonic it’s national sonic day!
by Ovejita_nat August 31, 2022
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National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Him/Her: Okay but only because it’s National Give Head Day
by Danielx90 August 4, 2022
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National Orphan Day

October 25th is officially known as National Orphan Day.
National Orphan Day:
Famous People:
1. Jayden C Batts
2. Katy Perry
3. Pablo Picasso
4. Brian Kelly
5. Bob Knight
by FlahPeanuts June 2, 2022
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National Joseph Day

You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.

This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.

Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?

Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!

5 minutes later...

Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?

Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
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National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson
“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli
by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022
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