fat mans charm

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

New Hampshire Fats

Minor League Baseball team affiliated with the Boston Red Sox. The New Hampshire Fats play in JJGII's backyard in Candia New Hampshire.

Guimond injured his ankle playing for the New Hampshire Fats.

by John Joseph Guimond II April 13, 2008

two fat ladies

Bingo slang for '88'.

"Two fat ladies - 88!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

Pink n Fat

When a light colored female who generally doesn't even need to be fat becomes soo intoxicated and flustered they appear to be pink n fat. Often actual fat chicks will become pink as they horde all the alcohol. Pink N Fats are known to inhale pizza and burgers at an incredible rate.

Damn fred there is a lot of Pink N fats in this bar.

by Dj Status December 1, 2004

suck a fat one

When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.

by Anonymous April 10, 2004

stupid fat ass

A person who wears small and tight revealing shirts thinking they look ok while the rest of us have to suffer with looking at there fat stomachs all day long!cover up fatty!

holy sonuvabitch look at that stupid fat ass!!!sick!

by wouldnt u like to know January 17, 2004

fat bitch rodeo

A game commonly played by groups of young men. Each player goes into a club, and starts chatting up the fattest people in there. Then, simultaniously, they all jump on the fat person's back, and whoever can ride there 'fat bitch' the longest wins. see also 'kentucky bitch rodeo' and 'swedish bitch rodeo'

'we played a great game of fat bitch rodeo last night. i rode mine for a minute and a half!'

by rolf harris March 15, 2004