Sourdough cock

When your dick be given girls yeast infections.

Jason has a sourdough cock he did those girls dirty.

by Mac mega January 28, 2020

Cock Leak

An absolutely useless person or individual.

A person that is alive by sheer luck because their IQ seems to be of a negative quantity.

Someone that makes statements or jokes that are of no use or bears no relevance to the topic of discussion.

John is such a cock leak he put the staples in the stapler upside down.
Jim is such a cock leak he told gives assholes some hope.

by XpideR G August 4, 2009

cock proxy

Having proxy powers of the cock, in order to bone someone's wife.

"Hey Man! Your wife is hot! Would you grant me cock proxy so I can bone her?"

by DenverHaze October 23, 2012

cock-waddle

An asshole-ish person
also, another name for balls

I can't believe atanly stole my taco. what a Cock-waddle

by Robbie Wrabetz May 3, 2008

Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.

When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy

by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018

cock gorger

someone who gorges and overdose on horrendous amounts of cock and/or penis/dick.

Emma is a major cock gorger.

by muffstalker January 22, 2011

cock blocker

retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure

alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation

by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009