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status carpet bombing

The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.
Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!
by cnote56 September 16, 2010
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high altitude bombing

The act of standing on top of a bathroom stall and releasing the contents of your colon into the toilet below.
Bro 1- Dude I was high altitude bombing last night when the stall smashed and I fell into the toilet
Bro 2- Suh dude that's lit
by Trill 1ron June 1, 2016
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Northwestern sludge bomb

The act of letting a woman who has diarrhea shit on your face after you ejaculate into her anus
Man, I totally got northwestern sludge bombed by stacy the other day
by TotallyNotA_Normie January 13, 2021
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Southern Barn Bomb

A 12oz glass filled with Jägermeister and a shot of Horse semen to add some flavor.
Dude did you hear what Jerry did last night!? He didn’t want to drink anything but Southern barn bombs at the party. He was walking funny and kept sticking out his tongue with a milky film all over it. His horse Stewart seemed pretty worn out when i came over last night.
by Hick Country October 12, 2021
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Tik tok bombing

Messing up a bullshit 14 year old girl’s piss ass dance or just messing up any tik toker’s cancer, making their cringy ass mad at you and brings a smile to your face as you walk away with accomplishment.
Hobo 1: Yo i went tik tok bombing. It was so much fun. The dipshits got so mad at me and i walked away laughing while they were yelling bullshit at me.

Hobo 2: Bitch teach me how to bomb their tik toks.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 10, 2023
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Linguistic turd bombing

The use of a word or term, that is strategically created to manifest its effects in the longer term future. The bomb aspect refers to the explosive nature or affect that devastates the old structures, primarily utilised for social engineering purposes by governments or groups to change the narrative to match their desired outcomes and objectives.
In Nazi Germany, they used Linguistic turd bombs that were at first mild. This strategy was to prepare the population for their secret objectives.
Linguistic Turd Bombs were constantly being dropped into their propaganda Words , so Linguistic Turd bombs like unclean, dirty, soon developed into far more sinister terms such as rats and other dehumanising terms.

This guy is a real Linguistic turd bombing character, always trying to manipulative , to conceal his ultimate goal, when its too late to know where it came from.
by BudgieMuscle1 May 23, 2023
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Taco Butt Bomb

When you eat the food at Taco Bell and inevitably have an ass explosion.
Are you okay?”
“No, I went to Taco Bell and had a taco butt bomb”
by stecker312 January 24, 2023
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