Me and Your Mom

An Item. It's about time you found out. ;)

Me and Your Mom:
Me: Hey Babe, what are you doing tonight?
Your Mom: You.

by MomBanger83 September 11, 2011

milking your prostate

prostate massage to achieve ejaculation

by Craig Matthews July 17, 2003

prolapse your anus

The urbanian way of asking for anal sex.

Sscuse me,maaam!But can I prolapse your anus?

by Roger R. August 9, 2006

Dust your dick

An expression/suggestion used in situations where someone hasn't fucked in awhile, thereby making his dick "dusty"

"dude, u've been cockteased by so many girls lately, its about time you dust your dick

First person: I havent fucked in awhile, i need to dust my dick

by duster87 December 21, 2008

hurry your ass

To get off your ass and get over here

Hurry your ass over here, Adam Alcolado

by Bern Harper III September 4, 2006

lose your lunch

The act of vomiting. See ralph chunks

Dusan, stop drinking. You look like you're about ready to lose your lunch.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

what's your 20?

This voice-communication alternative to "where are you?" derives from the police 10-codes, no longer used in most jurisdictions but nearly-standard in the U.S. from the 1940's until federal agencies discouraged them in the 21st century. "10-20" meant "What's your location?" or "My location is..." depending on the context. Ten-codes peaked in public awareness in the 1970's when the hit song "Convoy" brought citizens-band use of "10-4" to a period of widespread recognition.

The raw rookie cop had noticed that most police on duty substituted a different phrase rather than using the ten-codes he'd been taught in the Academy. He transmitted "where's your 20?" to his partner because he'd forgotten other cops usually said "what's your 20?". His veteran partner responded, "In my wallet with my five and two ones".

by Houndawg February 6, 2012