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Horizontal rocking chair

When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair
Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair
by Gerzman July 18, 2017
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rock yo top

The act of inflecting a great blow to another persons head.
"A did you see the fight last night?"-Person 1

"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2

Or

"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga
by TJ Gage May 14, 2008
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Rock solid on the doozy

(idiom)

1. Something or somebody which embodies exceptional awesomeness, is unparalleled in excellence. The most common usage of the phrase is to praise somebody who is unbelievably awesome in the face of daunting adversity (i.e., a doozy). However, people also use it in place of words like "cool" or "awesome" or "totally rad, bro".

2. An expression akin to wishing good luck to somebody on a difficult task.
1.

Person 1: Hey, did you watch the football game last night?
Person 2: No way, why would I want to watch our team lose against the Wildcats, they're the best team in the league. You know they haven't lost a single game in five years? They're undefeated!
Person 1: Well not any more!
Person 2: Shut up, are you saying we won?
Person 1: Hell yeah, we won 30 to 28!
Person 2: 30 to 28? But how?
Person 1: It was neck and neck throughout most of the game. When we reached the last thirty seconds of the final quarter, both teams were tied 28 to 28. They had possession of the ball, but in the next twenty-five seconds our defense pushed the Wildcat offense all the way back to the endzone. Our linemen broke through the offensive line, tackled the quarterback in his own endzone, scored a safety, and won the game!
Person 2: Holy crap, our defense is amazing!
Person 1: Yeah, they're pretty rock solid on the doozy.

2.
Person 1: Hey you wanna go to that cool party a few blocks down the street?
Person 2: No way bro, its finals week, and I have exams in all of my toughest classes tomorrow.
Person 1: Fine, I guess that I'm going by myself. Rock solid on the doozy.
Person 2: Thanks! Have fun at your party.
by Agricultural Structure March 3, 2015
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Rock-Hero Musician

Term used to refer to people who have no musical talent, but due to games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, they convince themselves that they can actually play an instrument. This misconception usually makes itself apparent when a Rock-Hero is given a chance to play a the instrument they think they can play, resulting in the Rock-Hero making a spectacle of themselves while also annoying the instruments owner and nearby people. The most cummon instruments are drums, bass, or guitar.
Example1:

Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"

Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"

Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"

Example2:

Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."

Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"

Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."
by T.J Awesome:) April 24, 2010
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Rocking The Roll 360

Most commonly used in the middle of a pandemic. When there is a toliet paper shortage, so you use absolutely every shred of paper and cardboard on that role has to offer, at least twice.
"I haven't been getting any toliet paper lately, it's just to dangerous."

"Dang bro, how do you wipe that butt then?"

"I've been Rocking The Roll 360"
by CaptianLimaBean May 8, 2020
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undercover rocking chair

This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.
At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.
by RustyRunner February 15, 2018
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Thomas igneous rock

thomas igneous rock is a rock who is often sick from cancer, lung cancer, ball cancer, cancer cancer and other cancer. he likes the sad game splatoon thats really bad also kinda dead. thomas will die so be careful.
is that the igneous rock who gets different cancers every day and likes that disgusting game splatoon
ew thats a thomas igneous rock
by lucasisdiscordkitten November 21, 2022
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