Penis Flytrap

The romantic/platonic/rivalry ship name between Wolfgang Brandt and Devon Neii. Honestly at this point I'm not sure what it counts as. Are they lovers? Friends? Enemies? They're so homoerotic.

As for the reasoning behind the name itself, I'm a bit unsure. Devon Neii enjoys gardening, and Lambda, Wolfgang's creator, saw a Venus flytrap recently-- hence the name. The penis part is likely a funny bit. I wish they would just confess their love for each other already. This is like an enemies to lovers fanfiction. Just kiss already. Jeez.

"Dude, did you hear what happened with Penis Flytrap recently?"

"Oh, no. I hope they didn't fuck. We already have enough of that."

by chiicheo February 26, 2022

penis twister

When a female has an extreamly tight vagina. A man twists his penis while it is it. If you do it right it should expand the lenght of the penis and give you and give both partners extreamly good pleasure. However this is very hard to do. And if you do it rong in some cases you will have to amputate the penis.

Penis twister

by handmasterpawn July 1, 2014

Penis Hygienist

Someone who is overly sensitive about their penile hygiene.

Girl A: So did he want the anal you offered him?

Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.

Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!

by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

Penis dragon

When u drag you long, hairy, penis across some niggas face

Damn that nigga just penis dragoned me breh.

by Jeffery homes November 17, 2017

Hard penis’s

Men or women who prefer more than one hard throbbing cock in their life

All she’s been thinking about are a whole bunch of hard penis’s

by Bend over and take it raw February 11, 2021

desert penis

A penis that has not been used for sex or masturbation or touched by anybody else for a period of time.

A penis that's not been touched by anybody but the person himself in a non sexual way is "Desert Penis".

by pgdragon September 16, 2013

snail penis

Making a snail with your penis and balls by wrapping your penis around and under your balls making the shell and the penis head stick out looking like the head.

Let me show you my snail penis after we get it on!

by 0pie July 24, 2014