Pooty hole Benson

A person who is a complete failure at life. Someone who just can't seem to find his butt, even if he is using both his hands.

My sister's husband is a real pooty hole benson.

by EJ'sdaughter October 3, 2015

Rabbit hole crackhouse

A maneuver in which one partner gropes the ass of the other, in a ditch, whilst both partners are snorting the same line of crack, then fix a new line, start fucking, and repeat.

Liam and I performed a rabbit hole crackhouse last weekend it was awesome

by Why do we exist February 27, 2022

Butt-Hole Punch

1. The act of your waitress/server loading your spit cup.
2. Getting punched in the butt...

Hey Hannah can you butt-hole punch that spitter for me! Is that really to much to ask?!?

by TheFixerofOne July 11, 2019

Butt Hole Barber

A term for a homosexual. When you shove your thing into another guy's behind, you rip some of his butt hole hair out which is lining the outside of his asshole as you push your thing in. This is a butt hole barber.

That prison shave was mighty fine, I feel like a new man! All you need to do is go to the showers to the local butt hole barber. Best of all, it's free!

by Cave Water October 20, 2020

fling hole machine

a sport emily does in the olympics

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily

by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012

Beating the Bonus Hole

The act of Female masterbation

I was busy Beating the Bonus Hole

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012