caught hairy handed

The act of masturbaiting and getting caught and your excuse is that you were shaving your pubes.

"Hey brandon, were you just masterbaiting?

No I was just Caught hairy handed

by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015

left-hand metamodernism

A meta-theory of the self-imago (self-image) in which the conscious is oriented to be emergent from sentiment.

Meta-idealism of the avant-garde.

Left-hand metamodernism argues that self-image (subjective irony) is emergent from sentiment.

by metawave February 19, 2019

a left handed bandit

Someone who jerks off with their left hand.

Im kinda ambidextrous like Im a lefty but I'm not a left handed bandit.

by Killarank July 12, 2017

Hand in the scene - not on the screen

The principle of not using your smartphone after wiping your bottom in the toilet.

*stepping out of the toilet*: "man you won't believe the score I just got in Angey Birds!"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"

by UziMaster August 21, 2011

Second Hand Drama

drama that you lived through, and then decide to tell everyone about. Thus making it second hand drama.

KIM: OMG, school was so lame today. So and so did this and that.

DAN: I'm sick of your second hand drama, please keep it to yourself.

by Snake Dr June 8, 2011

Second hand smoke

When you try to help your nigga in his beef but you get your ass beat in the process

Damn Tanner got that second hand smoke from tryna help his buddy

by CoonBasket December 14, 2018

Rag in hand syndrome

This is a technique used by dishwashers/bartenders that have nothing to do or dont want to work. They keep a rag with them at all times and when a manager or supervisor walks by they start scrubbing the closest thing to them so as to appear busy.

Jacob has the Rag in hand syndrome so bad that i think he may even sleep with it.

by Michael Knorrdan March 15, 2009