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Brand-jack

Occurs when a person purchases an article of clothing of a certain brand whilst knowing that a friend of theirs is dedicated to buying clothing from that brand.

Conditions:
- Said friend must be considered a good/best friend
- Said friend must own a minimum of 10 articles of clothing from said brand
- Said brand must own a hefty majority over other brands in the friend's closet
- Brand-jacking does not apply to jeans,hats,shoes and accessories

Exception:
- Said friend says it's cool. In which he/she then approves of the article of clothing from said brand that you wish to buy
- Someone else buys it for you, not knowing of your best friend and his/her dedication for this brand. This must then result in an apology to said friend
"Hey man, check out this new shirt I'm looking at getting"
"Dude.. you can't get that"
"Why?"
"I have like 15 shirts from that brand, you just can't Brand-jack me like that"
"I apologize bro, I will find another brand"
"Thank you"
by mrjaydee April 12, 2010
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assel jacks

oh!My gosh im freezing my assel jacks off!!!
by lorlie leeson June 10, 2011
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Jack Kennedy

A kid with a dram to play fortnite with his favorite porn star Kate Upton. He also likes eating pizza in his room with his dog. He also like to have his dog get him soda at Walmart.
by joemeon October 16, 2018
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Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is the protagonist from the game BioShock. He is the illegitimate son of Andrew Ryan and Jasmine Jolene. His father made the underwater city of Rapture. His mother was a stripper and prostitute. He was sold to the businesses man Frank Fontaine when he was an embryo. He was experimented on as a child by Brigid Tenebaum and Yi Suchong,making him grow up faster than a usual human. He is technically four years old in BioShock. Throughout the game,he must use "plasmids",a gene altering chemical that makes the user have super powers. He also can save little sisters from the Big Daddies or harvest them. He wears a badass sweater and has chain tattoos on his wrist,along with a sexy voice.
Person 1: Dude,Alex Mason from call of duty is awesome!
Person 2: Dude,Jack Ryan from BioShock can kick his ass without trying
by Deuce9Lives November 11, 2014
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jack berry

Is a small person who has a extremely squicky voice, can't fight and thinks everyone likes him,he has a small dick btw
Omg who is he,jack berry,he smells like Pauline burns
by The devil reincornated March 15, 2019
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jack and jilling

1. doing both meth and heroin at the same time
2. doing any drug with one's partner
Jack: We were jack and jilling on saturday
John: You did fucking meth? Dude that stuff is neurotoxic...
Jack: No no no. We just dropped acid together. Fuck meth.
John: Ah, ok, I feel ya.
by rudeboycam March 7, 2016
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Jack-Crap

a synonym for the word nothing but with a more mean attitude to get your point across
Dad: mikey did you clean the living room with your brother?
mikey: yes i did
james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap.
by CLINT BOULTON January 16, 2008
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