cock mumble

1 : guttural sounds made when trying to speak, sing or hum with a cock in one's mouth

2 : mumbling from the podium, making guttural sounds signaling pause, ignorance and mental defect while searching for the next word, as if the microphone is stuck inside the presenter's mouth and being sucked on like a cock

1 : Girl gets me off when she cock mumbles my favorite song.

2 : What a cock mumble that White House coronavirus briefing was.

by Word Ranch May 1, 2020

Elephant Cock

Elephant Cock: Have you ever seen an elephant penis erect? It goes from there being nothing to looking like a 5th leg. Having an Elephant Cock means people thinking you have a small penis but you pull out a 12 incher.

Shaquisha: Eyyo Tyrone, you got a tiny ass dick, you would surprise me if you pulled out an elephant cock.
Tyrone: "Pulls out COCK"
Shaquisha: DAYUMMMM, gimme that fat cock!

by ElephantCockBoy69 November 28, 2017

cock wombler

Someone that wombles a bunch of cocks. She can go through a couple in a weekend.

That bird is an absolute cock wombler, seen her go out back of Rio's with three lads already tonyyt

by Seaboy Master November 30, 2018

cock blocker

retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure

alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation

by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009

cock thunder

When you have a big veiny triumph bastard of a cock and it gets so hard and railing a chick from behind so fucking hard Zeus himself comes down from the clouds and gives you a round of appaulse

What is zues doing here? He is making cock thunder

by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017

cock strangle

noun: a tedious ordeal; something painful or difficult; an extremely annoying experience

also can be used to refer to a person who exhibits such characteristics, although "cock strangler" may be more appropriate.

"Dude, that test was a fucking cock strangle"
"ugh, trying to get her to hang out is a cock strangle"
"You damn cock strangle(r)!!!!

by Big Poppa Clem June 27, 2017

Cock Buoy

When a man is floating in water without any sort of shorts or trunks on and his cock foats vertical in the water, breaking the surface of the water, like a buoy in the ocean.

Lori was startled when she noticed Jons nice cock buoy break the surface of the water while they were skinney dipping in the pool.

by Foster Green May 9, 2011