retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure
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by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009
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Lori was startled when she noticed Jons nice cock buoy break the surface of the water while they were skinney dipping in the pool.
by Foster Green May 9, 2011
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A person that is alive by sheer luck because their IQ seems to be of a negative quantity.
Someone that makes statements or jokes that are of no use or bears no relevance to the topic of discussion.
A person that is alive by sheer luck because their IQ seems to be of a negative quantity.
Someone that makes statements or jokes that are of no use or bears no relevance to the topic of discussion.
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All women do it. Even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.
All women do it. Even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.
You - "So I'm banging this totally hot chick."
Friend - "Who's that slut?"
You - "My new fuck buddy (insert name here.)"
Friend - "(Thinking) I am so totally cock jealous right now. He never fucks me!"
You - "(Thinking) What a cock jealous bitch."
Friend - "Who's that slut?"
You - "My new fuck buddy (insert name here.)"
Friend - "(Thinking) I am so totally cock jealous right now. He never fucks me!"
You - "(Thinking) What a cock jealous bitch."
by t0mpee January 3, 2011
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Teacher: "why are you late billy"
Billy: "I was jacking off last night, and i had a really serious cock spaz, and i was in a deadly coma until this morning."
Billy: "I was jacking off last night, and i had a really serious cock spaz, and i was in a deadly coma until this morning."
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he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
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