brown velvet

A poo that no matter how many times one wipes, just will not wipe clean.

We need more toilet paper; Ronan's cake gave me a case of brown velvet.

by Trenchfoot October 11, 2013

Down with the brown

When you're into all things faecal.

You're into rimming?

Wolfbagging, icedocking, hotloafing, I do it all, I'm down with the brown, yo!

by Shuaman April 22, 2021

Dellan Brown

Krystel Rolle's Boyfriend - which means he's totally awesome!!!
Tall, Dark and Sexy!

Girl 1: OMG that has to be a Dellan Brown!
Girl 2: Obviously because that's a Krystel Rolle next to him!
both girls: They're gorgeous!!!

by KK28 November 22, 2011

brown run

Quite simply, a 'Brown Run' describes the hurried scurry to find the nearest Khazi when one feels ‘under pressure’ and is quickly realising that one should really have shat earlier, indeed much earlier !

"Just got back from skiing holiday, no bloody snow on the black run! I did the blue run tho, anywayz, I've just travelled 300mile down from Newcastle, I'm off for a Brown Run!"

by Zerlina Pablos January 27, 2007

Brown Frootloop

The mahogany colored ring located directly under your dogs tail. Yes, his asshole.

"Dude, I was just at the dog park an hour ago to score a hot mom but I couldn't take my eyes off all the brown frootloops just prancing by my face. I couldn't help myself."

by EMorePu$$y March 31, 2019

Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014

Hailey Brown

Hailey brown is the most perfect girl you’d ever meet in ur life. She so beautiful and cute that u won’t understand how to handle it. She is uncontrollably kind, and will make ur day that much better. Everytime u see her u wonder how tf u ended up with someone so much better than u. She may be a tiny little person but that’s what makes her even cuter. No one can replace someone that perfect. Hailey will always be someone u can lean on. If u ever meet Hailey brown u will automatically fall in love with her the moment u put ur eyes on her. She is the most energetic person when u need energy and calm and peaceful when u want to just be relaxed. She is the best at cuddling even if ur terrible at it. If ur ever in a bad mood, Hailey will make it 120% better, every time u think of her u will have butterflies in your stomach. Overall Hailey brown is literally the best person u can ever meet and I’ve never been so lucky to have someone or something in my life

Hailey Brown is perfect in every way

by Trevbar20 December 15, 2019