balls on me

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.

Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!

by Bigdaddy15 April 11, 2014

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weak balls

an overreaction; an overly sensitive person;

I tell you, that guy is weak balls. I lightly tapped his shoulder and he fell to the floor crying. He need to grow a vagina, for real.

by PeepersAttack January 14, 2018

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puss ball

1.having dirty pussina come from your vagina
2. Being really dirty and greasy
3. a word used to describe someone that is really really crazy in the pants.

when i had sex with susana last night she was acting like such a puss ball..

tianna is such a puss ball in bed..

that guy over there, he's such a pussball, he never has a shower

by stinkyfish March 10, 2008

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Ball gravy

Moisture build up under your balls.

Holy ball gravy it's hot in here.

by The Bailiff January 27, 2015

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Drinking game consisting of two or four combatants divided into two teams. Game is played on a flat board with a huge picture of Chuck Norris in his finest Canadian tuxedo on it. Combatants attempt to toss one of Chuck Norris's testicles shaped like a ping-pong ball into one of the opposing teams beer filled cups. If said testicle enters the opposing teams cup, the opposing team must consume the beer in that cup before play can resume. Game continues until one team is out of cups...and drunk. See beer-pong. *NOTE* Under ideal circumstances, the "Chuck Norris song" from SNL must be played continuously for the duration of play. Norris Ball may not be played, under any circumstances, until the Norris "Principles for Life" have been read and agreed upon by all eligible combatants.

"Hey Mike, get off your lazy ass and get dominated at some Norris Ball"

by Dr. Andrew HAS October 16, 2006

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