One Day Stand

A One day stand is a more innocent form of "one night stands," It's when you meet someone for the first time, flirt with them constantly all day, call eachother cute/pretty, hold hands, and maybe even kiss. Then you never talk to them again after that.

Person 1: "Are Julie and Zack going out?"
Person 2: "No, they kinda just had a One day stand."
Person 1: "ohhh,sucks."

by ChokeOnMyCandyCorn October 9, 2010

busting one's balls

To bust one's balls is to mess or joke with someone.

Person 1: I slept with your girlfriend last night.
Person 2: Are you serious?! I'm going to kill you!!
Person 1: I'm just busting your balls! I would never sleep with your girlfriend.

by little t August 1, 2004

squeeze one out

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate

I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

crimp one off

To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.

"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"

by McCowboy July 20, 2006

one cheek sneak

A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.

Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.

by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009

give him one

to have sex with
lusting after a gorgeous man

'i'd love to give him one'
'i gave him one last night'

by lalalaland January 20, 2008

One-hitter quitter

An extremely effective punch directly to the nose of a punk bitch that essentially ends a fight after one punch. To perform correctly, every ounce of strength must be summoned from inside of you culminating in a lethal blow. If the asshole who receives the blow ever comes back to bother you again then you didn't do it properly.

After that gel-haired asshole with the muscle shirt bumped in to me in the club for the second time I gave him the one-hitter quitter.

by C. Griffin November 8, 2007