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Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them
I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts
by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021
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Flubber nuts

It is a part of the brain or the gorilla that they think about female gorillas in the natural habitat.
Gorilla 1:what ya thinking about bro?
Gorilla 2: sorry my flubber nuts were thinking about your girlfriend!
by Gorillalover5000 August 24, 2019
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Nut junction

The penile region of a man, but only when it is explicitly displayed.
"Ewwww, your nut junction is allll up in my face. Woof."
by Nate Chip and Eric July 26, 2009
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Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.
He was nut tearing all over me last night.
by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019
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i nutted

by zitswub August 6, 2023
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Numb nut

Used from coco melon a show for baby’s or autistic poepile meaning cute or looking like a snack
You numb nut get over here and let me eat you PUSSSY
by Mdervich June 11, 2022
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Deez nuts

A funny phrase that people like to say to others
Girl:hi, what is your favorite color? Guy: blue, what's yours? Girl: it's ....... Guy: deez nuts, gotee
by Bye have a good night September 12, 2016
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