down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment

Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.

by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017

neck down device

a females boy toy that is there to perform not to think. One that never argues when given a command by a female his only response is Oh K.

Girl says:" Hey you can you fill up my drink and while you're there clean up the kitchen and make sure I'm satisfied in how the job is done"

Neck down device says: Oh K

by Quimmy650 August 22, 2009

Hanging Down Under

The act of dangling a turd from an asshole above a bowl of Weet-Bix™ whilst someone else attempts to eat the Weet-Bix™ as fast as they can before the turd plops into the bowl. If the turd plops into the bowl before the other can finish eating the Weet-Bix™, the person eating the Weet-Bix™ must also eat the shit.

"I played a game of 'Hanging Down Under' with old Gazza yesterday, but what he didn't know was that I had a bad case of diarrhea."

by Horny Pooter November 28, 2017

down syndrome wombat

A person who is both ugly as fuck and stupid as fuck. There is no hope of a future for this person

You are one “Down syndrome wombat” ay

by SwampDonkey2469 December 28, 2018

Puttin Ya Down

To to let or inform someone about something they didn’t know about. Giving a individual advice about a particular topic.

Aye James you had them new wings at jack beagles? You need to try them lemon pepper wings, they a fool! I’m puttin ya down now

by AGBF Bentley July 7, 2022

upside down enchilada

When your girl is on her period and sits on your face.

Your girl is on her period? Have her give you an upside down enchilada.

by C’mon Already December 24, 2020

beating walls down

stretching the vagina out while sex

Last night I was beating walls down after my dinner date

by CCG boss September 17, 2021