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Hewlett's Law

Hewlett's Law:

A phenomenon that describes the tendency of innovative tech giants to eventually lose their edge and resort to manufacturing printers as a means of sustaining their business. The term is named after Hewlett-Packard (HP), one of the earliest and most innovative companies in the tech industry, which eventually became known primarily for its printers.

As companies grow and become more established, they often become more risk-averse and less focused on innovation. This can lead to a decline in their ability to stay ahead of the curve and adapt to changing market conditions. Eventually, these companies may find themselves struggling to remain relevant and profitable, and may turn to more reliable revenue streams like printer manufacturing.

Hewlett's Law serves as a cautionary tale for tech companies, reminding them of the importance of maintaining a culture of innovation and staying ahead of the curve in order to avoid becoming irrelevant and relegated to manufacturing products that are seen as commodities.
The fact that Xerox's name has become synonymous with copiers and printers is a testament to the power of Hewlett's Law and its ability to transform even the most innovative companies.
by Raul Terra April 26, 2023
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Ceteris' Law

Ceteris' Law:

*Modern*
Ceteris' Law: (noun) The phenomenon where the universe conspires to reveal hidden truths and synchronize events, leading to profound moments of connection and awakening.

In depth

Ceteris' Law: (noun) Derived from the Latin phrase "ceteris paribus," meaning "all other things being equal," this concept describes the mysterious force that orchestrates seemingly unrelated events, revealing deeper meanings and synchronicities. Originating from a modern understanding of ancient philosophical and spiritual traditions, Ceteris' Law , coined by LionCrow Digital Designs, posits that the universe has an inherent tendency to guide individuals towards higher understanding and unity, often through unexpected and serendipitous encounters. This concept has evolved to encompass modern experiences of spiritual awakening, synchronicity, and interconnectedness.
One is either blessed by Ceteris' Law or Cursed by Murphy's Law.
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Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) [300lbs]

Standard Sister-in-Law Unit
noun
*| \ ˈsta-ndərd ˈsi-stər-in-ˌlȯ yü-nət *
Abbreviation: SSILU
Symbol: 𝓢 or SIL

Definition:
An unofficial unit of mass equal to 300 pounds (136.08 kilograms), used to simulate high-risk, real-world human load scenarios in mechanical, structural, and transportation systems. The SSILU is commonly applied to test the failure thresholds of furniture, vehicle seats, elevators, bicycles, airline cabins, and public patience.

Etymology:
Originated in post-war American slang, the term is derived from the stereotype of a loud, heavyset female relative—often portrayed as emotionally volatile and structurally compromising—whose presence tests both family dynamics and infrastructure load-bearing capacity. While non-literal, the “sister-in-law” archetype evokes maximum physical and psychological mass concentration in civilian environments.

Technical Classification:
Measurement Type: Anthropomorphic Load Unit

Mass: 300 lbs (≈ 136.08 kg)

Field Use: Structural stress testing, emergency engineering simulation

Design Benchmark: Most consumer goods are not rated past 0.8 SSILU
“She hit the fitting room like a breaching whale—1 Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) 300lbs in full stride, swatting children aside and hollering ‘THESE SIZES RUN SMALL!!! while nearby store associates quietly begged for a swift death
by Ludwig Von Snooterman June 7, 2025
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ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.
ice's first law of maps just look at some maps
by icesuu July 9, 2021
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first cousin-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's grandparent's sibling's son.
2. The daughter of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Husband in law

your wife X husband that is still active in the family or the scene
We had a visit from my husband in law, he tried to give me advise regarding how to treat my wife.
by Ubafool2believe February 14, 2024
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My great-great-grandparent-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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