She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!
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Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
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That Edina chick was totally caking when she asked for a new Lexus for her 16th birthday.
Did you see that dude cake me? He wanted me to give him a ride down to the mall .. and I wasn't even going there.
Did you see that dude cake me? He wanted me to give him a ride down to the mall .. and I wasn't even going there.
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I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
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