bible sex

when you get turned on from reading the bible.

"& jesus sat down.." David - is it just me or i feel a bible sex comming up.

by Dre day, & Alice August 22, 2011

twitter sex

1. The act of sexting on twitter. The equivalent of public sex if your account isn't protected. also known as twexting.

2. The act of saying lewd things to each other on twitter.

1. @hotgirl: @randomguy I so wanna have twitter sex, right now.

@randomguy: @hotgirl But I'm scared.

2. @hotguy: @sexygirl you have huge tits. I wanna suck em.

by Craven Morehead. April 6, 2010

hot sex

A game played while driving. When the car passes under a yellow light, the first person to yell hot sex gets to hear the other passengers (driver included) name someone they would like to have hot sex with. The person named has to be known by all other members of the vehicle, and cannot be famous, or be named more than once. Also cannot be a significant other.

"Hot sex!!"

"Your mom"

by Adam Ackerman September 30, 2007

lesbian sex

Something that people find very entertaining.

The first lesbian sex I had was awesome. When I came home from work I found my girlfriend, Clare, who was only wearing fishnets and was masturbating on the couch.She unhooked my bra and flung it on the coffee table. She yanked my panties down, and rubbed my clit with her finger. I got even wetter, so she thrust her middle finger in, and eventually found my G-spot. She moved her finger round, as I loudly moaned “Oh, that’s good! OH, CLARE, FASTER, HARDER!!! OOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”. Clare then moved her mouth to my warm pussy. She licked my clit, gradually getting faster. She kissed it, then gently slid her tongue into my hole. I was lying on my back on the couch, my feet behind my head. Clare’s head was in between my legs. She penetrated in and out with her tongue, while I begged her to stop, but I only said it because of the intensity. I squirted all my juices into her mouth as she reached for her vibrator. I was screaming at this point. Clare slipped the vibrator into my pussy and my orgasm was very long, and it felt like nothing I had ever felt before. After five minutes of the long, hard vibrator, she pulled it out and rested it on the coffee table. I did the same to her afterwards. Finally, I got a carrot from the kitchen. I returned to Clare in the TV room and traced Clare’s bulging clit with the carrot, while I licked her pussy. After about ten minutes, cum from Clare’s shuddering pussy came bursting out, splashing the couch.

by tits4u June 19, 2010

sex hungry

urgent for sexual activity

"My bulldog was sex hungry for that poodle."

by Cunt rag licker fart dog bone in ass wipe July 23, 2003

sex worker

side effect of the bourgeois fantasies of some latter day feminists who greet prostitution and pornography with universal, and therefore unmerited, green lights.

sex work is real obviously, and we shouldn't demonize the people who do it. but too many of the fools who are trying to normalize or celebrate it are writing about fantasy, not socio-economic reality.

"you wouldn't beleive emma's over-reaction when i said i saw a hooker strolling fifth avenue! she insisted i say sex worker instead."

"man, forget her. the girl is all theory and attitude and no street smarts."

by frere ubu January 14, 2008

Brain Sex

the physical action of putting two (or more) foreheads together to stimulate brain interaction, usually seen at certain high schools with certain debaters ;P

Hammer: Debaters have a weird relationship. They need to date people who are mentally stimulating.
Rose: Oh! Like brain sex!
Mark: What's brain sex? Like this?... *has brain sex with Rose*

Rose: hey mark...
Mark: hey rose....
Rose: you wanna have brain sex?
Mark: o...k...
Rose and Mark: *put foreheads together* AAAAAHHHHH! OH YEAH!

Webb: ......o.O.......

by The Master Debater March 29, 2009