the phantom penis

A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!

random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?

random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky

random guy: lol

by WTFscarygameAAAAAAHHHHHHH! July 8, 2009

penis snake

A penis so large it can be identified as a snake in textbooks

Holy shit is that Jim's Penis Snake on page 44?!

by John Footpenis 3 February 20, 2014

Sexy Penis

Ooooo that long hard stiff penis hanging between your legs. You look down and massage it. You just dream of a sexy chic licking it. Just imagine the sexual possibilities with this.

My sexy penis fits inside my girlfriend.

by NoYou42 October 18, 2019

Penis Cake

A metaphorical confectionary that is use to temp close homosexuals into admission infront of others. could also infact be a real pastry delight ion the shape of a penis

Nathan would you like some Penis Cake?

by milli148 April 5, 2009

jurassic penis

a penis that is long and jurassic!!

OH MY GOD!! you have a jurassic penis...

by kingandy October 29, 2008

penis walk

a gender specific walk led by the penal region, often appears that the walker is being pulled by his penis toward others.

Dude, John Doe was doing the penis walk all day today! Do you think he needs to get some?

by Taryn November 19, 2003

penis in vagina

It's simple, just a male's reproductive organ in a female's reproductive system. Usually used when someone lacks the ability to form a sentence with proper grammar. It can be used as another way to ask for sex.

Caveman: AAA AAA OOO penis in vagina sex sex sex aug aug aug OOO!
Cavewomen: (high pitched demonic scream in glee.)
(so much sex happens that day oh my god please stop having sex ooooh!)

by MinecraftYOLOswagmaster May 13, 2020