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left-handed bitch

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.

You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.
Wow Felix, thanks for this birthday party, you're the best left-handed bitch I could ask for.
by Robby62775 May 19, 2019
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Dirty Hand Cookie

The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.
The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.
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Second Hand Wasted

1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.

2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.

Derived from second hand smoke
Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.
by CandyCane8226 June 5, 2011
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run the hand truck

My girlfriend is out of town so i'll have to run the hand truck tonight
by samill December 24, 2010
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one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)
The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight
by BubaMan January 29, 2014
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White Hand of Saurmon

When a Guy ejaculates into his hand, and face palms his sex partner in the face
Guy 1: Is Cassie alright? She looks abit White in the face

Guy 2 : Yeah she is Fine, I gave her the White Hand of Saurmon last night
by TheInsaneAus November 4, 2015
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hand rubbing man

hand rubbing man is a man that rubs his hands together very nice like, elegant like, and sexy like.
son: Hey dad who is hand rubbing man?
Dad: he is the hero of the hand rubbing tournament. He is the best!
by Handrubbingman March 2, 2020
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