Brown Balls

Originated from anal connoisseur Aaron, to receive brown balls is to penetrate a female, or males rectum; and during anal intercourse the penetrater will slap his testicles against the person's gouch and lower region on the asshole.

Assuming the man or woman hasn't wiped their poopers in some time, the testicles will turn brown from the fecal residue.

Aaron "Brown Balls" is the king of all things fetish. He probably has brown balls right now.

by Ya boy is on fire, dipset February 1, 2009

Ball Monger

One who is inclined to fondel, lick or otherwise engross oneself in the scrotal sack of another human being. A viable replacement for common insults such as douchebag. i.e. "That guy sucks. He is SUCH a ball monger!"

Our current president is a fucking ball monger

by JLane3551 September 20, 2007

ball basher

A girl that likes to hurt guys in the balls all the time. She does it without discomfort and technically perfect.

Have you heard about Jill? She is a really ball basher, all guys of her class try to get around her.

by Nerynth June 11, 2011

ball of shit

feeling like not two balls of shit, but just ONE big hairy ball of shit.

I was so sick I went into bed and curled un into a ball of shit.

by candystripjellopuff July 26, 2014

jangly balls

When someone tries to say "jingle bells", but accidentally makes it sexual...

You: "Hey, do you like the Christmas song Jangly Balls? "

Friend: "Oh, do you mean Jingle Bells"

You: "Nah, you know what I meant!"

Friend: "Hah?"...

by #everything'sfunny May 4, 2018

Hauled Balls

To speed; going faster than what is considered the norm.

"Holy shit Batman! That dude just hauled balls passed us! Let's go catch that fucker! Bahahahahaha"

by DviousV April 29, 2011

gallagher to the balls

1. A term used to describe a situation in which another has done something malicious to you
2. When the term 'breaking my balls' just doesn't suffice

Referring to the 1980's comedian who became well known for smashing watermelons with a large mallet on stage.

See gallagher

John : Hows the divorce goin'?
Matt : She got the house and my car. Just a gallagher to the balls.

Priest : DI me bro
Paly: I'm out of reagents
Priest : Gallagherin' my balls

by Riggzzz December 2, 2009