assfuck baby

1. a person somehow conceived and delivered through the anus
2. someone lacking in common sense

You know that John's parents didn't want any more kids. He's their assfuck baby.

by assrasher December 3, 2013

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Baby wingman

An infant who helps men pick up chicks.

My nephew ,who was acting as my baby wingman, helped me pick up that hot chick at the bar.

by bobthebuilder96 December 4, 2016

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toiletseat baby

When a guy cums on the toilet seat and a woman sits on it resulting in pregnancy with many defects

Sloth from the goodies is a good example of a toiletseat baby

by Freedo ur toiletseat baby March 28, 2015

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when a male is engaged in sexual intercourse, but there is no sound, no moaning , no audio or visual confirmation that the woman is enjoying it or even knows it's happening. this is all due to the lack of size and/or skill of the male.

homeboy made a 2 min long video of himself short stroking and baby clapping. .. talking about the girl was asleep that's why she wasn't moving or making any noises. ...yea ok. .... she wasn't moving or making noises because she didn't feel you.

by clap master September 25, 2016

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staircase baby

A staircase baby is a descriptive term (used among black women) to define a child that was conceived while the parents engaged in sex/intercourse on a staircase. The term is most often associated with teenage Blacks who live in "projects". The Staircase baby term is not exclusive to project stairways. The term applies to any child that is conceived on a staircase (anywhere, anytime).

She kept sneaking out of the apartment to meet him, now she got a staircase baby.

by Jsmx1 September 27, 2017

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