nut bin

A crevasse or hole generally used for the storage or safe keeping of semen for future withdraw.

I had some extra jizz sitting around so I stashed it in her nut bin.

by puffsmckifin November 4, 2008

nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

Nut shrubber

A person (possibly animals, too, such as squirrels) who finds sexual gratification from rubbing their face on a bristly nut sack.

Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.

by Pusstache October 21, 2013

Nuts Kind

This simply means cool, crazy, sweet, gnarly, nalz or awesomeness.

-This is teenaged slang used mostly in Hawaiian.

Nalz: I tre flipped El Toro's man!

Jackmaster3000: Dude that is freakin' Nuts Kind brah!

by Nalz April 18, 2009

Numb Nuts

Those who think they’re sly robbing dudes.

Me: This piece of human garbage Timothy just stole from my autistic friend Austin.
Bro: Is Austin the one that has that gay truck?

Me: yeah, but Timothy’s a real Numb Nuts

by Hankcox November 5, 2019

vacuum nut

A vacuum nutt is when a male busts a phat one but later experiences pains similar to blue balls. Its asif the nut was so good it created a black hole inside the balls.

This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this

I cant im experiencing the Vacuum nutt

Oh fuck Oh shit, its the vacuum nutt!!!

by Gustavo Rock June 3, 2020

Ghost Nut

When you're masturbating to pasta and you have an orgasm but no cum comes out of your spaghetti noodle

*Sitting in science class*
America: I can't nut dude, only ghost nut!
Italy: Damn, let's build a bottle rocket!

by Big America Little Italy September 21, 2017