Chode Monkey

A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.

“Today I was out hunting and I came across a chode monkey.

by Punchy Rock May 20, 2019

nigerian monkey

a black person with Ebola and looks like a chink a little bit

Billy: bro I think I'm a Nigerian Monkey Nigger Monkey: yea

by Niggerwithbigballs September 25, 2019

follow the monkeys

Slang for smoking crack. Used for saying you smoked crack while not wanting to draw attention to yourself.

Crackhead: I was following the monkeys all night.
Crackwhore: I follow the monkeys everynight!

by dustinvk July 27, 2008

Monkey on a bicycle

An inconspicuous phrase that gets one out of dangerous situations.

Avalon: (walking down a dark ally, probly on some sort of pill, and most likley (scratch that definitely LIKLEY) stumbling to her car. She see's a guy in the corner (most likley a black guy..this is la) He starts to brisk walk towerd her.

Avalon: (Starts to shout, then begins to scream and cry...probably very dramitcally)DEAR GOD, MONKEY ON A BICYCLE!!! MONKEY ON A BICYCLE...MONKEY ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.

Ally guy(probably black):Um, Mam?. You dropped your wallet.

Avalon:KICK TO THE SHINS!!! Begins to wabble away.

by Trisha Kay October 27, 2007

Mayonnaise monkey

White person

Yo Ethan Is such a mayonnaise monkey-Andon

by Kkkmember62 January 5, 2022

Monkey in the Gazebo

Upon telling a racist joke amongst a group of fellow white folk a porch monkey, unexpectedly, comes onto the scene and you change the topic.

You are on the school bus asking your friend the joke "whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap?" Before your friend can answer "the bucket!", you realize your bus has got to the last stop in Brown Town and a bunch of porch monkeys pile onto the bus and you stop the joke by saying "theres a monkey in the gazebo!!!"

by Young $$$ Brick Squad Reppin' September 8, 2011

swinging monkeys

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

by TuBsy February 16, 2005