lay one out

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

by Amsterdizzle July 27, 2006

One Eternity Later

If you read this in a normal accent you have not watched Spongebob

ONE ETERNITY LATERRRRRR

by Lachdanan February 18, 2019

one-way feldman

A person who routinely receives help/favors from his friends, yet is never available to return the help/favor.

“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”

by PittFan90210 October 19, 2006

one month stand

when you see someone for couple of weeks or months, and when turns out that the person is really into you, you realize you have absolutely no feelings for her/him. the one gets a broken heart and you get an enemy. involves terrible moral hangover and everybody thinking you as an idiot.

"I had a one month stand with this girl and now her friends keep bugging me telling me how awful person I am."

by plaoto July 13, 2009

sweet one geese

What you say when something great happens.
The catchphrase Of The youtuber, Dudey Rhino.

I just reached 100 twitter followers, sweet one geese!

by fuk off m8 July 26, 2018

One Hitter Quitter

1.) The action of knocking someone unconscious with one blow of the fist, usually in the face, where the person does not regain consciousness for an extended period of time.

2.) Referring to marijuana. A person, relatively new to marijuana, who inhales one hit usally under the pressure of peers, and pretends to act high because the lack the knowledge of what high feels like.

1.) Did you see the one hitter quitter that disfigured Brian's model face?

2.) My friend used to be a one hitter quitter, quite often making the claim that he got high because he weighed less.

by Adam Shatter October 7, 2005

one inch punch

The famous "special move" of the late Bruce Lee, based on a technique known in kung fu as "fa jing", which can be described with the following example: you know that when you try to get a tree out of a garden or a nail out of a piece of wood, you tend to jerk at it repeatedly, rather than pull continuously? It's sort of like that: by moving a part of his body with a quick jerk, rather than a constant force, Bruce Lee (and probably quite a few skilled kung fu practicioners) was able to release a large force from a seemingly short distance.

Some examples of fa jing can be found in tai chi and wing chun I think.

by ketter June 16, 2005