Dog's Cock

Also "dogcock" or "dogscock." British journalese for an exclamation mark (!) due to the visual similarity. Considered vulgar but widely used within the industry.

Mentioned in Lynn Truss's book EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES.

"Can't we get along with just one dog's cock on that banner? Surely three is going over the top."

by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011

Cock Waffle

1.The inability for a man to retain an erection.
2. A Bi- sexual man who switches from male to female partners constantly.

1. " So did you have sex last night?" "No. We were going to, until Tom cock waffled".

2. "Frank you've got to stop fucking all these random people, its not safe" "He man, what can I say? I'm cock waffling this week.."

by Jack Stephans April 24, 2014

Spooky Cock

Raping someone in the dark.

Don't go into that poorly light alley, I hear that people get the spooky cock all the time.

by KonkyDongs July 12, 2014

cock lines

same as cock cuts, and
the gruffudd

i love cock lines.
i hate it when you see a man's cock lines.
i love going to the gym, cause you might see some hot cock cuts.
my girlfriend likes to kiss at my cock lines.
i want to make love to that greek god sculpture; what cock lines.

by zeugma July 29, 2008

cock bowl

sucking multiple cocks at once

Tom, Fred, and Hitler like to make Dubya have a cock bowl.

by Reverend_Com August 16, 2003

jumbo cock

When a jumbo jet gets struck by lightning while you are masturbating and the molecules in your penis are altered and your cock grows giant metal wings.

"wanna go to walmart?" "Sure, ill take my jumbo cock"

by johhnyawsome April 2, 2010

Gandhi Cock

An Indian man who makes a woman forget all other lovers because of his ability in bed

Once Mary had a Gandhi Cock she can never be with another man

by Rich Devlin September 15, 2007