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Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.
Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.
by MardoMarket August 2, 2021
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step-great-grandson-in-law

Step-great-grandchild's husband.
step-great-grandson-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Pay law

Pay law is a a very popular nickname for someone who spends most of his soccer games on the bench. His nickname is so popular that people forget that he has an actual name.
“Pay law begged me to give him 5 mins

-his soccer coach
by Pedri8 November 21, 2023
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Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.
I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.
by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015
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The Karamazov Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Person A: Man it's so horrible that Kanye and Kim are getting divorced. They looked so happy together.
Person B: Haven't you heard of the Karamazov law?
by recursive- January 7, 2021
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Better-in-law

When you like your in-laws more than your parents.
I can’t wait to go to my better-in-laws for the weekend.
by Skik24 March 25, 2022
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car-ogance law

Car-ogance law states that whenever cyclists raise valid questions about their safety or discomforts that within three responses car owners will try to bend the topic/discussion about the own responsibility and unsafe behavior of that cyclist.

Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"

Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."
"Car-ogance law strikes! You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
by Maikelonline September 19, 2021
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