fuck your money

Phrase used to dismiss someone's place in a conversation. Telling someone to fuck their money is like saying their entire net worth as a human being is being disregarded because of something they have said.

Magz:Yo son you heard that new shiest bub album?

Jaydon:Nigga fuck your money there aint no such thing as a shiest bib album.

Magz:No you're right.

by jaydon the don June 30, 2008

your moms face

A widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. It is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)

EG:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit

2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs

3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!

by Havos January 29, 2007

bite your tongue

When a person wants to say something that may be offensive or hurtful to someone, so instead says nothing.

Opposite of speaking your mind.

She asked me if I liked her play. I just bit my tongue and nodded.

If somebody asks if you think there is something wrong with them, it is best to bite your tongue and say nothing.

by liquidtenmillion November 26, 2006

cut of your jib

1. another way to say that someone is rather stlylish.
2. styling.
3. behaviour or attitude.

"I like the cut of your Jib, kid"

by babino April 30, 2006

jerk your john

To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.

Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

up your ass and in your viscera

Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.

He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.

by adrenalectomized August 18, 2008

Bless your heart

Don't think this is a compliment, because it isn't. An insult commonly used in the south.

Karen : "My makeup is ruined now!"
Alyssa : "Oh bless your heart."
Karen : *walks away in anger*

by VioletThePurple July 11, 2019