The act of having sexual intercourse, turtle style. This involves the woman bent over, with the man bent on top of her entering her from behind. It is best accompanied by high-pitched frightening moans coming from either person.
girl 1 "last night me and mike were dancing, and he bent over on top of me! It was so arousing!"
girl 2 "looks like it was your first time having turtle sex!"
girl 2 "looks like it was your first time having turtle sex!"
by turtlemaster1234 March 2, 2010
Get the Turtle Sex mug.1. Sex that is had with an ex months or years after the break-up with both parties acknowledging that it is simply sex and there is not a chance in hell that the couple will be getting back together.
Reunion sex is really good sex in that you wouldn't go there again if the sex wasn't good when you were in the relationship with the ex. It's comfortable, no strings attached sex that should only happen once every 6 months after break-up.
2. Sex with a previous sexual encounter whom you believed or intended to be a one-night stand thus making it a two-night stand or more... aka Reunion Sex.
Reunion sex is really good sex in that you wouldn't go there again if the sex wasn't good when you were in the relationship with the ex. It's comfortable, no strings attached sex that should only happen once every 6 months after break-up.
2. Sex with a previous sexual encounter whom you believed or intended to be a one-night stand thus making it a two-night stand or more... aka Reunion Sex.
Guy A:"Hey, what did you do last night?"
Guy B:"Oh, nothing, my ex came over."
Guy A:"You're not getting back together, are you?"
Guy B:"Hell no, we just had some reunion sex, that's all."
Guy A:"Nice!"
Girl A:"Hey girl, I saw you leave the bar last night with that guy. He was hot... did someone have a one-night stand?"
Girl B:"No... I mean we totally hooked up, but it wasn't the first time. We hooked up a few years ago, was definitely in need of some reunion sex."
Guy B:"Oh, nothing, my ex came over."
Guy A:"You're not getting back together, are you?"
Guy B:"Hell no, we just had some reunion sex, that's all."
Guy A:"Nice!"
Girl A:"Hey girl, I saw you leave the bar last night with that guy. He was hot... did someone have a one-night stand?"
Girl B:"No... I mean we totally hooked up, but it wasn't the first time. We hooked up a few years ago, was definitely in need of some reunion sex."
by nshay April 7, 2009
Get the reunion sex mug.Some one who has failed Sex Ed. at least one time and has been, or currently is, pregnant; usually a teenage girl.
by PyroDarkness October 23, 2008
Get the Sex Fail mug.I was in college in California and I had been away from my boyfriend fro a couple months now and I was horny all the time now. I lived with a guy named Jace he was on the football team and I was a cheerleader. One day while he was at practice I was masturbating to porn. I didn't hear him come in and so he heard me moaning loud and clear as he walked in. I was so wrapped up in pleasure that he walked into my room, I yelped in surprise as he smiled a me devilishly he walks toward me andlays on my bed. "so you horny baby" he says as I look down in embarrassment.
He then says that he can fix that for me and I said Yes!. So he gets on the foot of the bed and starts sucking my clit so hard that I scream his name " OH YES BABY YES suck my clit daddy" as I cum all over him. After I sleazily lick it all off his face I realized hes still dressed. so he quickly takes off his clothes and I suck the life out of him until he cums in my mouth and all over my huge tits. he then flips me over and asks if Im ready and I happily said yes. So he sticks his huge 12 inch cock in my pussy and I spiraled into ecstasy it felt so good. As he pumped his big cock in and out of my pussy I moan Oh yeah daddy cum in me whenever you want let me have your babys oh fuck yes daddy yes as we both hit our orgasms at the same time. then after he drinks the fluids flowing freely from my pussy . this continues all throughout college Now if youll excuse me I hace to go to one of my kids soccer games.
He then says that he can fix that for me and I said Yes!. So he gets on the foot of the bed and starts sucking my clit so hard that I scream his name " OH YES BABY YES suck my clit daddy" as I cum all over him. After I sleazily lick it all off his face I realized hes still dressed. so he quickly takes off his clothes and I suck the life out of him until he cums in my mouth and all over my huge tits. he then flips me over and asks if Im ready and I happily said yes. So he sticks his huge 12 inch cock in my pussy and I spiraled into ecstasy it felt so good. As he pumped his big cock in and out of my pussy I moan Oh yeah daddy cum in me whenever you want let me have your babys oh fuck yes daddy yes as we both hit our orgasms at the same time. then after he drinks the fluids flowing freely from my pussy . this continues all throughout college Now if youll excuse me I hace to go to one of my kids soccer games.
by ohbaydaddy May 14, 2021
Get the sex story mug.Caitlin and Mary were having a sleepover, Mary got bored so she decided to turn on some lesbian porn and Caitlin said YES.
After about two hours of watching they were both so wet and Mary jumped on top of Caitlin and started to take her clothes off, Caitlin agreed very much and started to take Mary’s clothes off quickly but she wasn’t fast enough for her so Mary took control and said that she would have to punish Caitlin. Caitlin reached into her draw and pulled out a 10” dildo and handcuffs; Mary locked the door and and hand cuffed Caitlin to the bed post, Caitlin giggled.
Mary began by leaning over Caitlin and letting her take off her soaking thong with her teeth she then pulled down caitlins.
Mary started out gentle then began to lick caitlins clit so fast, “yes yes ohhh more” Caitlin yelled out, Mary did so and she stuck three fingers inside of her hole.
Caitlin moaned. Mary then took the dildo and thrusted it into her, Caitlin screeched out and giggled in delight.
She repeated this for about 5 more minutes in and out until Caitlin cummed all over. Then Caitlin whispered “your turn baby” and Caitlin pounded on top of Mary and threw the dildo inside of her. Mary screamed so loud. She then pleased herself for Mary before pinching her nipples until they were hard. It was the best lesbian sex they ever had
After about two hours of watching they were both so wet and Mary jumped on top of Caitlin and started to take her clothes off, Caitlin agreed very much and started to take Mary’s clothes off quickly but she wasn’t fast enough for her so Mary took control and said that she would have to punish Caitlin. Caitlin reached into her draw and pulled out a 10” dildo and handcuffs; Mary locked the door and and hand cuffed Caitlin to the bed post, Caitlin giggled.
Mary began by leaning over Caitlin and letting her take off her soaking thong with her teeth she then pulled down caitlins.
Mary started out gentle then began to lick caitlins clit so fast, “yes yes ohhh more” Caitlin yelled out, Mary did so and she stuck three fingers inside of her hole.
Caitlin moaned. Mary then took the dildo and thrusted it into her, Caitlin screeched out and giggled in delight.
She repeated this for about 5 more minutes in and out until Caitlin cummed all over. Then Caitlin whispered “your turn baby” and Caitlin pounded on top of Mary and threw the dildo inside of her. Mary screamed so loud. She then pleased herself for Mary before pinching her nipples until they were hard. It was the best lesbian sex they ever had
by Hot stories January 5, 2021
Get the Lesbian sex mug.middle of the night when everybody is sleeping, having quiet sex with your amazing girlfriend so that nobody wakes up.
1am and being really horny with your girlfriend so you have sneaky sex in her room and be sneaky about it otherwise everyone in the house will wake up.
by willgaz June 29, 2012
Get the Sneaky Sex mug.When you lick or secrete large amounts of saliva on your hand then slap someone on the face to dishonour their family
by Eel August 17, 2006
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