penis magnet

someone who is a magnet for penis.

dude #1: your a fucking penis magnet
dude #2: ;D

by Endless Shadow December 19, 2003

Nerf Penis

Someone who is highly ineffectual, talks a big game, but produces no results and rides on the coat tails of others.

Our Boss Big Joe should have banged Nancy from accounting, God knows she needs a good boning, but he is either gay or has a Nerf Penis.

The harder I work, the fatter/lazier my co-worker Mark gets. He's a real Nerf Penis.

by Stoogin-Poogins August 12, 2006

penis wrinkle

A more extreme way to call someone a dick.
It means you aren't worthy to be the dick, your the wrinkle on a penis.

NeeHas: Liza you're so ugly. :D
Liza: You're such a penis wrinkle!

by Anizatt April 27, 2009

penis nose

someone who has a nose that looks like a penis
OR
A nose that is shaped like a penis and hangs off ones face, such as a penis does.

Guy 1: "Man, look at that guys penis nose!!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he looks like squidward from spongebob squarepants!!!!!"

by mukashakapaka July 4, 2006

back penis

large penis like mole or freckle that is seen by some people as a penis on the persons back

omg, did u see that back penis? it was like so big

by suckmypenisbitch September 20, 2010

Penis Hopper

A cock piercing. Also known as a Prince Albert.

What's it called? A penis hopper?

Yes. Yes it is.

by ristyross October 1, 2011

Rice penis

1.) A street name for a disease that causes speckles on the penis
2.) small penis

"you hook up with John?"
"no I heard he has rice penis"

by BabyMonster May 5, 2013