September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
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- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022
Get the National Suck Some Penis Day mug.On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.
by PunchThemNazis February 6, 2021
Get the National toe nail cutting day mug.Today is the day that every girl should find a Ryan and send them A nude of them selves then laugh about it.
Ryan:guess what day it is
Girl: I already know just give me one second
Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day
Girl: I already know just give me one second
Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day
by 7688902 August 27, 2020
Get the National Send Ryan nudes day mug.person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
by therealdefintions October 4, 2022
Get the national kick tall people day mug.some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️
“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”
by ..brookkk April 23, 2021
Get the National Rip Off Ears Day mug.Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
by tornado is here June 28, 2022
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