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where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.
by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019
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I used Urban Dictionary to check what does Urban Dictionary means
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the place your on right now that lets you add your own shit to this site you you can put fake info on people you hate
look up hi in the urban dictionary

and you will find something that you did not want
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a place to search words you don't know but don't want on your search history
person 1: bro you know what 69 is?
person 2: ...yeah (no)
*later that day*
person 2: lemme just search this on urban dictionary as my mum looks at my search history
by some.random.kid November 18, 2022
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1. Sex jokes
2. Editors never add your definitions (KEEP OUT!)
3. Names
4. Bad gramnar
urban dictionary in a nutshell

1. Cookie
A womans pussy

2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)

3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)

4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in
by Notmelol123 February 17, 2022
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Its a place where idiots make up hilarious and stupid words/Description and i love it #subtopewds
by Holyhandgrenade December 18, 2018
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