47 Cocks

A true scum bag who usually talks copious amounts of bullshit is said to have 47 cocks permanently swinging from his forehead.

The fewer the 'cocks' swinging, the less of a stain the person is toward humanity, with 47 being the maximum that anyone can have.

- 'That guy is a professional fuckwit. He definitely has 47 cocks swinging from his forehead.'

- 'You can't even see that guy's facial features due the 47 cocks hanging from his head.'

by Sammy Wich December 9, 2010

balki cock

in general we consider this to be a frat boys penis

Dude, I went to the frat last night, and there was mad balki cock around trying to get all up in my grill.

by shubalkicocklover January 29, 2005

Dog's Cock

Also "dogcock" or "dogscock." British journalese for an exclamation mark (!) due to the visual similarity. Considered vulgar but widely used within the industry.

Mentioned in Lynn Truss's book EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES.

"Can't we get along with just one dog's cock on that banner? Surely three is going over the top."

by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011

cock bowl

sucking multiple cocks at once

Tom, Fred, and Hitler like to make Dubya have a cock bowl.

by Reverend_Com August 16, 2003

Cock Waffle

1.The inability for a man to retain an erection.
2. A Bi- sexual man who switches from male to female partners constantly.

1. " So did you have sex last night?" "No. We were going to, until Tom cock waffled".

2. "Frank you've got to stop fucking all these random people, its not safe" "He man, what can I say? I'm cock waffling this week.."

by Jack Stephans April 24, 2014

jumbo cock

When a jumbo jet gets struck by lightning while you are masturbating and the molecules in your penis are altered and your cock grows giant metal wings.

"wanna go to walmart?" "Sure, ill take my jumbo cock"

by johhnyawsome April 2, 2010

cock a doodle

To leave. Abbreviated form of 'cock a doodle do one'

"Shall we cock a doodle?"
"Yeah, let's do one."

by Cree$e November 15, 2007