Dick monkey

Like dicks in his or her face and is like a monkey

Like a monkey of dicks is a dick monkey

by Dicks:) February 19, 2012

suss monkey

a guy who is suspect for being gay .

guy : deng man , ibet his balls itch too .
guy2 : haha , SUSS MONKEY !

by @cheriibbyx3 June 2, 2010

fucked as a monkey

to be monkeyed.

"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

Monkey Cunt

When you arguing with your homey and you need a smooth ass insult to put that little bitch in his place.

-"you wanna fucking die today homie?"
- " sit the fuck down you gay ass MONKEY CUNT."

by OneUglyAssBitch November 24, 2016

Tit Monkey

An annoying fat person that is usually hairy and has rather large boobs.

The Tit monkey wouldn't stop asking for my lunch.

by Big boner123 March 27, 2016

mayo monkey

a racial slur for white/Caucasian people. it's supposed to be offensive, but every time I hear it I just burst out laughing. it's so ridiculous, it feels kinda crazy that it's actually unironic, at least to some extent. (and yes, I'm white)

I tried selling mayo monkey passes to the black kids at my school but none of them bought any

by obscureharrypottercharacter April 30, 2023

monkey mouse

A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.

Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.

by xyz April 19, 2005