Alabama Abalone Eye

also "Alabama Abaloneye"

When you eat too much fucking abalones and your eyes went full cartoon puffy so bad you can't go to work.

Bloody Aaron ate some Abalone for dinner, now he has Alabama Abalone Eye.

by RogerRogerson March 7, 2017

Porn Star Eyes

Adjective. Eyes that are bright and brilliant, like those of porn stars seen on the big screen.

Court~ "Who is that girl? She has Porn Star Eyes."
Jordan~ "Thats Amanda S. Her eyes are so bright and brilliant."

by Rook34 April 24, 2015

Brown eye spy

A brown eye spy is a homosexual caught staring at another man's buttox in the locker room.

"Dude, did you see that guy with make up on at the gym"?
"Yeah, that guys a brown eye spy".
"No way"!
"yeah we caught him Spying the brown eye last week".

by zack N November 30, 2010

Brunswick Brown Eye

When your screwing your "significant other" doggie style (see doggie style) and jam your thumb into her ass while at the same time poking your middle and 3rd finger into both sides of her ass cheeks (resulting in two small bruises might i add)one on each side simulating a bowling ball grip. Beautiful.

Last night I was nailing Donny's wife doggie and gave her a "Brunswick Brown Eye". Boy will Donnie be upset when he see's those two little bruises on her ass cheeks.

by Ragepoppa July 28, 2008

Lazy eye Surprise

when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave

i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

seeing-eye dog

While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.

While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.

by Duff McGee December 4, 2005

Birds-eye-pretty

This is what you call a person of an over weight nature that uses camera perspective to give the impression they are much slimmer than they are. This is done by holding the camera arms length in the air towards the sky or ceiling and taking the pic. This is common in profile pics.

" Dude!- That girl from the dating site works at the mall she must have put on 50 pounds or she was Birds-eye-pretty!

by DamioWISCONSIN April 5, 2011