by yo mamma September 10, 2003
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-if you claim you independent, get wit a nigga, marry a nigga, have kids wit a nigga, take the nigga to court and ask for child support while you already gettin child support, you can kill yourself, you a basic bitch and you desperate
-if you tell a nigga you can throw down knowin damn well ur ass can't cook a raw egg.. you a basic bitch
-if you scared to fart or take a shit in front of ur mans knowin u been together for a year or two... you a basic bitch
-if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you a basic bitch
-if you and ur man got all yall clothes off and yall bout to have sex and you put yo hands up and say stop, you a basic bitch and you already knew what you were gettin urself into while he was kissin on yo neck
-if you sing any beyonce song all day erryday, somethin like "upgrade" and ain't nothin upgraded about you since high school in 92, kill yaself, u a basic bitch
-if you got 5 kids with 5 baby daddys.....yous basic bitch
-if you take any man on the Maury show knowin u coulda saved the trouble by testin him at the hospital.. yous a basic bitch
-if you FUCK every man in the world, "rehoecate", then put yo coochie on lock and act like you born again saved again christian, yous a basic bitch
if i see granny panties on anything you wear, ANYTHING! yous a basic bitch
-if you step up in the club with them fresh heals on, cold done, and the back of yo ankles ashy.. yous a basic bitch
-if you fuckin a man in the same bedroom as your baby in.. yous a basic bitch
-if you walk like a bitch, talk like a bitch and get mad when somebody call u a bitch... you a basic bitch
-if you a black girl and your weave is red, green, purple, or blonde... you a basic bitch
-if you claim you independent, get wit a nigga, marry a nigga, have kids wit a nigga, take the nigga to court and ask for child support while you already gettin child support, you can kill yourself, you a basic bitch and you desperate
-if you tell a nigga you can throw down knowin damn well ur ass can't cook a raw egg.. you a basic bitch
-if you scared to fart or take a shit in front of ur mans knowin u been together for a year or two... you a basic bitch
-if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you a basic bitch
-if you and ur man got all yall clothes off and yall bout to have sex and you put yo hands up and say stop, you a basic bitch and you already knew what you were gettin urself into while he was kissin on yo neck
-if you sing any beyonce song all day erryday, somethin like "upgrade" and ain't nothin upgraded about you since high school in 92, kill yaself, u a basic bitch
-if you got 5 kids with 5 baby daddys.....yous basic bitch
-if you take any man on the Maury show knowin u coulda saved the trouble by testin him at the hospital.. yous a basic bitch
-if you FUCK every man in the world, "rehoecate", then put yo coochie on lock and act like you born again saved again christian, yous a basic bitch
if i see granny panties on anything you wear, ANYTHING! yous a basic bitch
-if you step up in the club with them fresh heals on, cold done, and the back of yo ankles ashy.. yous a basic bitch
-if you fuckin a man in the same bedroom as your baby in.. yous a basic bitch
-if you walk like a bitch, talk like a bitch and get mad when somebody call u a bitch... you a basic bitch
by thekaytwo August 8, 2009
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Get the basic bitch mug.A classy bitch is like a bitch but being classy about it. Like many people hate bitches, but if you're classy about it people will generally take it in a funny way and not get mad at you for it. It is a great skill to have and it will make your life seem a lot easier.
The best example of a classy bitch i can think of is Jordan on the show Scrubs. If you watch some of the episodes that she is in you will understand what i mean.
It's all about the classiness, and once you've mastered it, you will be able to control people and they will end up acting like your bitch.
It's all about the classiness, and once you've mastered it, you will be able to control people and they will end up acting like your bitch.
by SoSmart May 28, 2009
Get the Classy bitch mug.I'd always drive them to work when they needed a ride because they're not just Someone's Bitch, they're my bitch.
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Get the Bitch be crazy mug.Verb: To bitch someone out means to severely chastise or get after someone in a harsh, reprimanding way. The implication is that this is done in a bitchy, overbearing, and profane manner, and often unnecessiarily so.
Person 1: Dude, last night my mom decided to bitch out my boyfriend just because he brought me home a few minutes late.
Person 2: What a bitch.
Person 2: What a bitch.
by IloveToPlayHungryHungryHippos January 27, 2011
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