I robu you

''I love you'' Some japanese people say robu instead of love.

Me: I love you
G: I robu you

by dorrychan April 13, 2015

You-Tube Surfing

The act of clicking on random videos on youtube, and in the end landing on a really random vid.

(Guy 1) Dude, I found a video of a cat eating a dude's shit.

(Guy 2) What? Why did you look that up?

(Guy 1) I didn't, I was just You-Tube Surfing and it came up!

by Macca97 March 6, 2011

The "Fuck You" Button

The "reject call" option button on a cell phone, usually reffering to the red "Disconnect/End-Call" button, used to reject unwanted incoming calls.

"I've been getting the "Fuck You" Button from her all day long. I should stop calling."

by YTal September 25, 2005

son of a fuck you

Uttered in only the most painful of situations. Most likely stated while the brain is trying to grasp what the fuck just happened to you.

Random Bystander:(gets hit in the face with a baseball traveling 200 miles per hour) THWAK! OUCH! SON OF A FUCK YOU! What the fuck just happened to me? Was I hit by a baseball or just received a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris?!

by Nirvana rapes you February 8, 2008

Kill you in the face

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down

Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

by Forever27 May 25, 2008

fuck you lottery

when everything that is in your life has turned to shit, congratulations! you've won fuck you lottery!

it is the only lottery that you are guaranteed to win.

jon, just won fuck you lottery yesterday when he wrecked his car, found his girlfriend banging another guy before he was going to announce that he was diagnosed with brain cancer.

(he would of told his parents but they eaten by a bear earlier that morning while camping)

by _psyco July 30, 2010

you smell me

1. a form of asking if the other person knows wat your trying to say,

yo if you cap that bitch you gunna get locked up, you smell me?

by Negrodamus aka John May 3, 2006