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Ball-Cock

(noun) A strange and rare condition where the affected has one large sac and testicle in place of a penis. Always coupled with Penis-Nuts.
See Penis-Nuts.
a: I saw Martin showering in the locker room today. that ball-cock really freaks me out.
b: I know, it's just not natural.
a: Makes you wonder, when he gets a boner, is it in the penis-nuts or the ball-cock?
b: Truly one of life's mysteries.
by kevcoch January 28, 2008
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gay as balls

Originally the term "gay as balls" had a very different meaning and was used to describe an event who's gaiety matched those of formal balls (dance).
I hear Florence's lawn party was gay as balls.
by Ballroom Queeny January 14, 2011
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Low-balled

When you surprise someone with an unexpected and undesirable result.
"You low-balled me!!"

Jim the Builder was in a program. He was caught drinking at the program. He was allowed to continue in the program for two days but we were secretly planning to can him. After two days, we dismissed him. He said, "Hey, you low-balled me!!"
by Jim the Builder October 29, 2009
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Chill Balls

an expression used to calm someone down when they are freaking out
"I LOST MY KEYS! OH SHIT MY RENTS ARE GOING TO FREAK OUTT!!"

"Hey..chill balls, we'll find your damn keys"
by JenJen11 March 29, 2009
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Happy Ball

A corny and pointless practice where people say things that are overly happy or untrue to make others feel better. Basically it's trying to encourage people in a really stupid way, or if they have no hope of succeeding. Someone who does this is said to be "playing Happy Ball".
"If you believe, you can achieve!"
"Always try your best, and most importantly, have fun!"

Guy 1: Everybody's a winner!
Guy 2: Yo stop playing happy ball.
by Selo June 17, 2008
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balls on the walls

A better and more efficient way or say both "I swear to god" and "By the way" Basically it's a super phrase here to kick a** and take names.
Suzie: Babeeeeee take out the trasshhhhhh!
"Babe": Balls on the walls Suzie I'm five seconds away from leaving you for your hotter sister.

Chuck: Dude! Balls on the walls your shoes are fabulous.
"Dude": Because you said it like that it made me secure with my choice to be your friend and I now feel like I am overall a better person for being in your presence. I love you.
by Lindseythinksthiswillspread August 1, 2011
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pube balls

Balls of hair held together by a portion of lint. They are not necessarily made of pubes, but are so nasty that they are on the same level.
Harry's bedroom is crawling with pube balls.

Everything was find until I found a pube ball in my cereal.

Why must every carpet I live on be covered in pube balls?
by Skullthuggery June 4, 2007
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