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Baby Yoda

A baby yoda is a reference to the pop culture "Mandalorian" by turning it into a meaning of
a man finding a random baby/kid out of nowhere, and then growing affection for it and taking care
of it even though it's not his baby
"Yo, Jackson found an abandoned kid last night at the bar!"
"Did he take it to the hospital?"
"Nah, he took it home, he hasn't talk to me since, looks like that kid is his Baby Yoda"
by DrFunTimes April 15, 2020
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Sugar Baby

A woman who engages in mutually beneficial relationships and profits
Damn dude your dads new gf is a sugar baby!
by Sugarchance January 10, 2022
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Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
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Tampon baby

The result of the father wanking and busting on the mother's tampon.
by Jijovo September 16, 2022
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Baby neighbor

The one that finds your child wandering in the street when the baby mama and baby daddy are not watching the baby.
Baby mama and baby daddy were tired so they sent thier child across the street to the baby neighbor.
by Kacey72012 February 21, 2019
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dropped the baby

dropped the baby: a bowel movement that is so large that it feels as if you have given birth through your anus
Damn, I dropped the baby. I don't think I will ever be able to fart again.
by TooSick4U April 22, 2014
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pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.
It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.
by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016
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