by matt dold January 20, 2004
Get the retarded monkey mug.Can happen at almost anytime, but is best when the fuckee is bending over, I.E. to tie shoe, ect. The monkey Fucker will jump on the fuckees back and either ride or teabag the fuckee. It can be done girl to girl or guy to guy or girl to guy or guy to girl without being homo or lezzy at all.
1 "Dude, Jose was tieing his shoe and Joe jumped on his back and started teabagging him!"
2 "Yah, Jose totally got monkey fucked!"
2 "Yah, Jose totally got monkey fucked!"
by bruddah-C January 7, 2010
Get the Monkey Fuck mug.The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.
Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!
Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
by A Lovely Shart April 28, 2015
Get the Monkey Nuts mug.When a person has either one eye that looks directly at you while the other one looks askance, or when both of their eyes fail to look directly at you.
by Da Mare July 10, 2010
Get the Monkey Shooter mug.Monkey Chin is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She never fails to give her best to everyone around her, from her elderly friends to her family. With her purest heart, she serves the community and brings out the best in people. Her soft, bubbly voice warms your soul even in the darkest nights as her big beautiful eyes shower you with love and utmost attention. Not to forget, the laughter she brings to the world with her goofy self. She is always quick with a stupid joke or a prank, all while having the cheekiest smile on her face.
Most of all, you know she's always there for you. :)
Most of all, you know she's always there for you. :)
by Saint Semaht July 9, 2021
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