Slut on the Side

When you cheat on your wife the mistress is the slut on the side.

Bob: Hey George, where are you going.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.

by thuffman December 18, 2012

Ear slut

If you are an ear slut, you often use other people's earphones, and you don't care who's earphones you put in your ears.

"Dude, she's using Johns earphones."
"Ew yuk! He has earwax! She's definitely an ear slut."

by killinitkid May 13, 2014

tight slut

A female human who is particularly tight in her vagina, even though she sleeps around a lot and takes pipe from big cock.

Vallerie is such a tight slut, she cheated on my cousin and she let me bang her in his bed, dude she felt amazing!!!

by Ethos236 November 30, 2016

paper slut

one who is only a slut on paper, but their reputation precedes them-don't be disappointed when they are not, indeed, an actual slut.

Mike: Woooo yeah I'm goin over to Angela's tonight! High five!

Tom: Good luck with that.

Mike: What? I'm getting it on son.

Tom: Think twice, that girl is a paper slut.

by violet voltage October 4, 2012

slut pouch

a girl who tends to sleep with many different men.

example: "kristen you are such a slut pouch"

by honeypeeps April 25, 2006

Cap Slut

Reffers to a female (or male) who continually texts/calls a member of the opposite (or same) sex whom they wish to fornicate with obsessively, because their cell-phone allows them a large number of free calls or text messages. The messages are usually just of a flirtacious nature.

Guy 1: I woke up to 7 messages from that ho this morning
Guy 2: omgwtfbbq what a cap slut

by ygreen July 23, 2008

Baby slut

an underclassmen who thinks their cool but really they are annoying an loud and sleep with every guy they put their hands on. If you offer them a bag of chips they will suck your dick or get you in bed. they swallow... ALOT!

Sarah calkins, Sydney simmon, Mikayla orner, Rachel cox, baby slut.

Jack: Hey man, did you see that girl sarah today?

Bill: Yeah bro, shes the leader of the baby sluts!
Jack: Baby sluts!!! man, those girls are sluts!

by jill15 October 4, 2011