Tampon baby

The result of the father wanking and busting on the mother's tampon.

Tameem is a Tampon baby!

by Jijovo September 16, 2022

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thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life at the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

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Baby Egyptian

The craziest girl in the world

Person 1: "Hey what is she doing over there"
Person 2: "Don't worry she's just a baby Egyptian"
Person 1: "Oh ok makes sense" *quickly starts moving away from her*

by bigbruhmoment1234321 April 13, 2020

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baby grubber

someone who doesn't eat chick fil a or big meals

hawley has never had chick-fil-a he must be a baby grubber

by McGillyGrubba January 30, 2020

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Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.

After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!

by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019

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