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House Shit

A collective of both short term and long term goals, tasks, and activities which are performed within the domain, for the benefit of ones personal space and/or shared spaces. This also includes doing nothing at all.

The type of shit that you do at home
On my day off, I thought it would be best to stay home and do some house shit.

"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"
by z46k December 30, 2023
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Hotel House

An oxymoron for a short term rental in a residential neighborhood; especially one known for a parade of loud parties,
The neighbors greeted the new hotel house with open contempt.
by mlhiss January 5, 2024
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Traditional house alarm

My traditional house alarm let's me know when someone is near my house
by Demitrious Octavion June 9, 2018
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Alfies house

Hey ur house is like alfies house
by Word Meanings6969 June 30, 2021
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House Mouse

A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.
man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.
by Bamamba Manda March 5, 2024
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Play house

A couple being together for 10 or more years, have kids and are living together but are not married
by 459395 May 29, 2023
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House Jock

A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.

There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient

2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”

“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”

“Oh no not the house jock routine”

“Yep, every story was about drinking
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
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