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Junkie's law

The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.
"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
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Mother In Law

A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.

A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.

She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.

It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.

She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.

She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.

A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.

A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
Beware the Mother In Law.

For she is the spider, and you are the fly.
by ForestFairy March 19, 2022
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cousin-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's grandparent's sibling's son.
2. The daughter of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My cousin-aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Law 45683

luna actually has to be cooler than everyone BY LAW. this is simply factual and cannot be argued against.
oh yeah you know Law 45683?
yeah yeah, luna is so much cooler than me
by frogiibae December 27, 2020
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Mask law

A law made by people, by humans just like every other human that wears a mask. A new way to try and lock someone up, just like trespassing laws are an older way of trying to lock someone up. It's not a good way for a business to do business, though it is a good way for a business to keep a few people from doing business there. That is, if it is just business, and it's not personal. If it is still just for a business to keep their Bill's paid, and nothing else.
The mask law was a new way to try and run a few people off, besides that masks reduced virus transmissions by, in the medical professionals and scientists own words, single digit percentages. There was essentially no good reason to lock somebody up for not having a mask on.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"
by A regular Dave March 15, 2022
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Klug's Law

Only one wearable computing device (e.g. Pebble watch, Google Glass, etc.) shall be allowed on an individual person to avoid notification blowup.
Man: I would totally get another smart watch, but I'm afraid of violating Klug's Law
by NiwaDaisuke July 15, 2013
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